I've been planning to celebrate it for fun. My dad keeps saying "what for? she doesn't even know!" But I went to puri after school anyway to buy her a birthday gift... which is... dog food. Dog food that she's never had and I hope she likes.
At first I planned to buy her a birthday hat. You know, the one made of shiny paper? But shops sold big ones, and they are large enough to cover more than her head, I'm sure. I thought about making one by myself, but when I reached home, Gucci was already hungry, and I fed her the can food immediately. Didn't get to make the hat... =/
Here's the can food... Looks like Gucci on the cover right?? Cuuuteee :
Gucci prancing about excitedly.
To be honest, I was appaled by the stink of the food when I opened the lid. The flavour is "Chicken Supreme", but the odour was... Oh god. It looks yucky too. Like some processed minced meat with veggies that look as if they are jelly-fied... you know what I can't even describe it. Like nothing I've seen before. Not to mention there was some unknown cold water inside.
I think Gucci was disturbed by the smell too. She ate soooo slowly.... Maybe coz it's new food to her. Don't know.
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Dear Diary,
Yesterday was my 1st birthday!!! Wowza!!! Isn't that so cool? I'm so grown-up and mature now. I even stopped humping my doll. Maybe it's because mommah washed it and now it smells like detergent instead of my doggy odour. :( Mean mommy.
So anyway. First thing in the morning, I was constantly greeted "Happy Birthday!!!"s by everybody. I felt so special, fuzzy and warm... :3 People were nice to me, and they didn't scold me today. Mommy even let me hide in her cabinet. But she took out her laptop bag so I couldn't chew on it :( no fun.
When mommy came back from wherever she goes everyday, she gave me this food. It smelt so...ugh! Spoiled my dinner! But I better say thank you to mommy nicely or she'll spank me. Anyway, everybody was nice to me today. And I felt supremely spoiled. Yay.
Licks and kisses,
Gucci
PS: How come nobody else gave me presents??? HUH!?!?!? GRAWRR
September! Gucci, we are fated! If you are wondering why the name is Bella instead of Gucci, well, when we got her, the breeder told us we can just call her whatever we wanted. So we gave her a cute name! Well, Bella is cute too but we wanted a more 'dog' name =p
News on Gucci!
My baby's all grown up now! For the first time ever, she has begun to hump every object in the house. Well, so far just her teddy bear and her doggy bed. I feel like a parent whose child has grown into a teen =( sad.
Oh, since Gucci's birthday is coming soon... How should I celebrate it I wonder? Any suggestions go to the tagbox please~ My dad says 'it's a dog, there's no need to celebrate!' but why not? It's fun! We can just give Gucci a special diet for the day - feed her those canned food instead of her usual dry food. And maybe buy her a new set of clothing! Yay! I heard FX has a lot of pet shops. Never seen them though... :s Maybe I should go check it out.
Gucci doesn't write in this post, because I don't want her to. You want her to type about her humping experience??!
Hi! It's me again, Gucci. I haven't written in soooo long! I'm not the writer type, it's hard to type with my kinky round paws. But I accomplished something yesterday!
I've slept in Momma Vina's room once before, and let's say it didn't go too good and so she kicked me out and let me sleep in my cage again. I guess I was too noisy. Is barking non-stop even when she told me to shut up going overboard? Maybe so. But I'm such an attention-craving creature, I can't help it one bit! I AM SPOILED AND PROUD!!!
Yesterday night, as I was hanging around momma's room, laying around on the floor as usual, she suddenly took my doggy bed up! I was delighted! My tail wagged crazy! I get to sleep in momma's air-conditioned room! I love air-conditioners!
She also brought up my water bowl, which was nice since I was extremely thirsty.
Momma placed my bed right beside hers so she can keep an eye on me. And I feel more secure beside her anyway. It didn't take long, I fell asleep quickly.
At 5:00am in the morning, I barked momma awake. It's time for my breakfast. I can always tell the time accurately. I'm amazing!
Whew, that was long. My puppy paws should stop before they get worn. Oh but before I go, let me announce humbly that it's my birthday this month!!! Momma will check exactly what date it is and when she finds out, I'll make sure she posts it up so you guys can send me them presents :).
Licks and more licks,
GUCCI
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Gucci's done so now it's my turn. Let me say that her first sleepover did go quite well and I'm proud of her. BUT! The very next night, I decided to train her on it again. This time, since we were lovey dovey, I allowed her to sleep on my bed. She was sweet at first, and slept quietly, so did I. Until around 1:00 am. I woke up, and saw her looking down at her bed, about to jump down. So I carried her back to her own bed.
Instead of sleeping, however, she started roaming around my room, staring at the mirror, barking at her reflection, whining a LOT of times, etc etc. Basically being damn noisy and spoiled.
Pissed, at 2:00am, I kicked her out, placed her back in her cage, and went back to sleep peacefully. Phew! One more night with Gucci in my room? Hmmmm consider that 50:50.
Unfortunately, Gucci cannot write out a diary for you all in this Gucci Post because, well...
She's bleeding.
Yes, bleeding. Blood. Red. I first realised it when my T-Shirt had red/brown blotches on it after hugging Gucci. Btw, if you all haven't gotten the message yet, (probably the guys) she's having menstruation =_=... for the first time!!! Her first menstruation!!! Period! PMS!
We can't possibly lock Gucci in her cage all day, but when we take her in, and she sits down on the white tiles...
*BLOTCH*
Mum & I: /omg
We tried wiping her um... thing, with the newspaper, but it wasn't much use. Any advice, anyone? T.T I just wanna make her wear panties with sanitary napkins in it to make it easier on all of us but that will just be weird.
GUCCI GALLERY:
(PRIOR WARNING: For those who get disgusted easily at the sight of blood, DO NOT SEE THE FOLLOWING PICTURE. Just scroll back up.)
No pics of Gucci (sorry, Ratna), but this is a picture of my t-shirt with the blood stain.
That's the first stain, so it wasn't that bad. Oh well. =( My baby has grown up. Now she can have puppies xD But my Dad don't want that =S
I am starting a new thing in my blog called "The Gucci Post" =p well yeah I guess we all know what this is about... Here goes!
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Dear Diary,
Hello. This is my first post here, in momma Vina's blog. She's cool, by the way. So this is what has been up with me...
I watch TV now. I watched La Corda D'oro (Or at least it's what my momma calls it. It's filled with hot guys. No wonder she loves it! I love it too!) with momma yesterday. I first started watching TV when my family showed me a video of my cute naked self taking a shower. I was startled, and freaked out at first. How is there a giant ME in that box?!?! O_o Gucci SHOCK!
Then one day momma started to force me into watching Animal Planet. I was so horrifed when the lion fed on the deer! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!?! T__T I was so scared, I scratched momma's neck... Sorry, momma... :( I am so grateful to be here, safe with my family.
Well, thank you for reading my diary. This is me, your cute little web dog, signing off. =3
Licks and more licks,
GUCCI
~~~ Alright, that was short. You can write more than that, Gucci! Well, that's it, folks. The purpose of The Gucci Post: to exhibit new pictures of Gucci & for Gucci to share her daily pooch days with ya'll.
Gucci Gallery:
Gucci likes to lick!
@Janet: no, this is not a baboon. @Irene: no, this is not a goat.